Tipneglit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, quiet weasel.

Tipneglit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipneglit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tipneglit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tipneglit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tipneglit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Tipneglit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.