Godzagyart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, generous turtle.

Godzagyart created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Godzagyart, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Godzagyart, it will make you grow a tail.

Godzagyart's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Godzagyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Godzagyart on top of all buildings.

3. Do not keep six pigs in a large pit.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Never paint your hands mauve.