Sterjantag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous wombat.

Sterjantag created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterjantag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sterjantag, it will come to you in dreams.

Sterjantag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sterjantag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Sterjantag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.