Benbafsad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured lizard.

Benbafsad created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Benbafsad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Benbafsad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Benbafsad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Benbafsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

4. Never feed beans to sharks while wearing purple skirts.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.