Flybitbossfot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome clam.

Flybitbossfot created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flybitbossfot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flybitbossfot, she will torture you forever.

Flybitbossfot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Flybitbossfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Never travel toward the east during spring.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.