Pogmipnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent rat.

Pogmipnurl created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogmipnurl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pogmipnurl, it will think nothing of it.

Pogmipnurl's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pogmipnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed lentils to voles while wearing coats.

3. Never feed lots of onions to turtles while wearing blue boots.

4. Pogmipnurl must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never run in holy places.