Padzanlip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful dingo.

Padzanlip created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padzanlip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Padzanlip, she will turn you into a puffin.

Padzanlip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Padzanlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Padzanlip loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Worship no other gods but Padzanlip.