Hencarteen is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, vain donkey.

Hencarteen created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hencarteen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hencarteen, he will cry a lot.

Hencarteen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hencarteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

5. Never paint your feet brown.