Kipfet is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced bear.

Kipfet created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipfet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipfet, she will remove you from existence.

Kipfet's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kipfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kipfet's name in vain.

2. Never touch water while clean.

3. Never prepare limes during summer.

4. Never chant near snakes.

5. Always store gooseberries above ground.