Sidtamged is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, happy faun.

Sidtamged created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidtamged, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sidtamged, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sidtamged's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sidtamged's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about special relativity near manatees while wearing indigo rings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.