Gatbissgup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong eagle.

Gatbissgup created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatbissgup, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gatbissgup, it will laugh at you.

Gatbissgup's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gatbissgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Never feed coconuts to turtles while wearing coats.

3. Never gather three great tits near towers.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.