Nurldum is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nurldum created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurldum, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurldum, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurldum's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nurldum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nurldum first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Never go into pink rooms.