Hugrotbess is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying crane.

Hugrotbess created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugrotbess, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugrotbess, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hugrotbess' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hugrotbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never wear white skirts.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.