Vanyikhat Xinmifgamjig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able octopus.

Vanyikhat Xinmifgamjig created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanyikhat Xinmifgamjig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vanyikhat Xinmifgamjig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Vanyikhat Xinmifgamjig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vanyikhat Xinmifgamjig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vanyikhat Xinmifgamjig.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not take Vanyikhat Xinmifgamjig's name in vain.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.