Janxuckgon is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, vain
swan.
Janxuckgon created the Milkyway eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Janxuckgon, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Janxuckgon, she will be very sad.
Janxuckgon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Janxuckgon's Holy Commandments1. Never think about nucleic acids.
2. Respect your elders.
3. You must never eat corn.
4. Do not speak about aubergines.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing red shorts and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.