Zanmidsanyatkopgomkon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy aardvark.

Zanmidsanyatkopgomkon created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanmidsanyatkopgomkon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zanmidsanyatkopgomkon, he will cry a lot.

Zanmidsanyatkopgomkon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zanmidsanyatkopgomkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.