Janxuckgon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, vain swan.

Janxuckgon created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Janxuckgon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Janxuckgon, she will be very sad.

Janxuckgon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Janxuckgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing red shorts and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.