Spagcinzig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud pig.

Spagcinzig created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagcinzig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Spagcinzig, she will send you a sign.

Spagcinzig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Spagcinzig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five dogs approach from the south.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never bounce in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Do not dye your hair green.