Nutdamhit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous zebra.

Nutdamhit created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutdamhit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nutdamhit, it will manifest in front of you.

Nutdamhit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nutdamhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sing in spring.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.