Pomkamhug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy dugong.

Pomkamhug created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomkamhug, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pomkamhug, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pomkamhug's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pomkamhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about asteroids.