Naklunbun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage hare.

Naklunbun created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Naklunbun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Naklunbun, he will jump up and down on your head.

Naklunbun's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Naklunbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.