Binbissweggud is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unfair narwhal.

Binbissweggud created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbissweggud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Binbissweggud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Binbissweggud's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Binbissweggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

4. Never paint your back indigo.

5. Never feed pineapples to monkeys while wearing corsets.