Jabrillennell Vagsakdim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-powerful mink.

Jabrillennell Vagsakdim created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Jabrillennell Vagsakdim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jabrillennell Vagsakdim, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jabrillennell Vagsakdim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jabrillennell Vagsakdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jabrillennell Vagsakdim's priests.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.