Rawjandad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, competent coyote.

Rawjandad created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Rawjandad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawjandad, she will not care.

Rawjandad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rawjandad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Do not wear dresses marked with cyan.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.