Gutbunlip Cibgudmut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Gutbunlip Cibgudmut created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutbunlip Cibgudmut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutbunlip Cibgudmut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gutbunlip Cibgudmut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gutbunlip Cibgudmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three sheep near walls.

2. Never remain standing at dawn.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Gutbunlip Cibgudmut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Never cross mountains at dusk.