Narnurhaktig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient lion.

Narnurhaktig created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Narnurhaktig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narnurhaktig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Narnurhaktig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Narnurhaktig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to snails while wearing cyan kilts.