Cumnutpid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate hamster.

Cumnutpid created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cumnutpid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cumnutpid, she will ignore you.

Cumnutpid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cumnutpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Always maintain humility during holy days.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Do not cook food in pots.