Boncebhot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid swallow.

Boncebhot created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Boncebhot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Boncebhot, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Boncebhot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Boncebhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not cook food in pots.