Bommadrull is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unselfish jackal.

Bommadrull created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bommadrull, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bommadrull, it will think nothing of it.

Bommadrull's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bommadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Worship no other gods but Bommadrull.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.