Tarhonzed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent owl.

Tarhonzed created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarhonzed, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tarhonzed, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tarhonzed's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tarhonzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about nebulae.