Cinfubgab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust gnu.

Cinfubgab created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinfubgab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinfubgab, it will think nothing of it.

Cinfubgab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cinfubgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Worship no other gods but Cinfubgab.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Run away from black cats, for they are unholy.