Jarnbotbeg is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited
warg.
Jarnbotbeg created gold four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jarnbotbeg, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Jarnbotbeg, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Jarnbotbeg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Jarnbotbeg's Holy Commandments1. Never hop in the presence of rats.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Jarnbotbeg in the centre of the settlement.
4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.
5. Respect your elders.