Tailjinrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient bird.

Tailjinrutt created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailjinrutt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tailjinrutt, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tailjinrutt's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tailjinrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown scarves.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help sick great tits.