Negnurort is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonourable meerkat.

Negnurort created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negnurort, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negnurort, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Negnurort's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Negnurort's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never wear pink ear rings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Never remain prostrate at dawn.