Hennigpog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured naga.

Hennigpog created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hennigpog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hennigpog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hennigpog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hennigpog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Fast once a month.