Mippagtonk Gighaspad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless butterfly.

Mippagtonk Gighaspad created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mippagtonk Gighaspad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mippagtonk Gighaspad, she will send you a sign.

Mippagtonk Gighaspad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mippagtonk Gighaspad's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never feed garlic to snakes while wearing brown boots.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Hide if four nematodes approach from the north.

5. Mippagtonk Gighaspad loves gulls, so they must be honoured.