Tifcunarn Vigxem is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous lizard.

Tifcunarn Vigxem created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifcunarn Vigxem, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tifcunarn Vigxem, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tifcunarn Vigxem's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tifcunarn Vigxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never touch water while tainted.