Dobzimpogfun Wonbamarngedtail is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, charitable horse.

Dobzimpogfun Wonbamarngedtail created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobzimpogfun Wonbamarngedtail, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dobzimpogfun Wonbamarngedtail, it will turn you into a plant.

Dobzimpogfun Wonbamarngedtail's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dobzimpogfun Wonbamarngedtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near whales while wearing pink stockings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never sing in the presence of elders.