Ladtapdud Flabdiblop Dadcitkab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured bear.

Ladtapdud Flabdiblop Dadcitkab created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladtapdud Flabdiblop Dadcitkab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ladtapdud Flabdiblop Dadcitkab, she will manifest in front of you.

Ladtapdud Flabdiblop Dadcitkab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ladtapdud Flabdiblop Dadcitkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ladtapdud Flabdiblop Dadcitkab on top of all buildings.