Nutbig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish capybara.

Nutbig created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Nutbig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutbig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nutbig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nutbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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