Homvonkdag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, moody deer.

Homvonkdag created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homvonkdag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Homvonkdag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Homvonkdag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Homvonkdag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Homvonkdag on top of important buildings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about cell theory.