Tombotarnnell is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omnipotent mole.

Tombotarnnell created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tombotarnnell, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tombotarnnell, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tombotarnnell's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tombotarnnell's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never skip near squirrels.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never write about moons.