Lighadrap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, duplicitous raven.

Lighadrap created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lighadrap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lighadrap, he will turn you into a slug.

Lighadrap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Lighadrap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must pray to Lighadrap nine times a day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Lighadrap loves snails, so they must be respected.