Sakspaggud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring pigeon.

Sakspaggud created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Sakspaggud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sakspaggud, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sakspaggud's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sakspaggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not stand on grass.