Nigjigtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing mongoose.

Nigjigtaf created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Nigjigtaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nigjigtaf, it will turn you into a frog.

Nigjigtaf's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nigjigtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear indigo kilts.

5. Heed all portents.