Poglogrotciss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage crane.

Poglogrotciss created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Poglogrotciss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Poglogrotciss, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Poglogrotciss' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Poglogrotciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about otters.