Gedhadstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable newt.

Gedhadstaf created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedhadstaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gedhadstaf, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gedhadstaf's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gedhadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Never mark doors with orange.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not take Gedhadstaf's name in vain.