Arpfodmetlist is a god.

She takes the form of a small, happy lion.

Arpfodmetlist created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpfodmetlist, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arpfodmetlist, she will remove you from existence.

Arpfodmetlist's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Arpfodmetlist's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Arpfodmetlist on top of all buildings.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help bats.

5. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.