Cunmumget is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring beaver.

Cunmumget created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunmumget, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cunmumget, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cunmumget's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cunmumget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Always wear violet.