Cadsawontmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable bird.

Cadsawontmeg created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cadsawontmeg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cadsawontmeg, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cadsawontmeg's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cadsawontmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Cadsawontmeg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.