Nigbigved Ladfosswan is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing
camel.
Nigbigved Ladfosswan created oxygen four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nigbigved Ladfosswan, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Nigbigved Ladfosswan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Nigbigved Ladfosswan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Nigbigved Ladfosswan's Holy Commandments1. Never think about planets.
2. Never feed garlic to foxes while wearing tights.
3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nigbigved Ladfosswan on top of all buildings.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never sprint near moths.