Nurmabgum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing lizard.

Nurmabgum created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurmabgum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nurmabgum, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nurmabgum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nurmabgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Always act with purity.