Bimbembin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy meerkat.

Bimbembin created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbembin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bimbembin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bimbembin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bimbembin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight tin sculptures of Bimbembin on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed lemons to turtles while wearing purple tights.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.