Appxemgep is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless snake.

Appxemgep created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appxemgep, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appxemgep, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Appxemgep's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Appxemgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to music.