Stiglaglit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart owl.

Stiglaglit created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglaglit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stiglaglit, she will ignore you.

Stiglaglit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Stiglaglit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiglaglit.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.