Gub Nullvabcin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful badger.

Gub Nullvabcin created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Gub Nullvabcin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gub Nullvabcin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gub Nullvabcin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gub Nullvabcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gub Nullvabcin.

5. Always help rats in need.