Tamrapgon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind lizard.

Tamrapgon created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamrapgon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tamrapgon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tamrapgon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tamrapgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Hide if four tapirs approach from the east.

3. Run away from brown tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.