Rottanquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty hydra.

Rottanquaf created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rottanquaf, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rottanquaf, it will boil you in a big pot.

Rottanquaf's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rottanquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to frogs while wearing brown tights.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Always help dolphins.