Flanflislun Padvinmot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, conceited lizard.

Flanflislun Padvinmot created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanflislun Padvinmot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flanflislun Padvinmot, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flanflislun Padvinmot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flanflislun Padvinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not prepare lentils while filled with joy.

3. Never wear green shorts.

4. Do not bounce at rivers.

5. Always help eagles in need.