Lithivlat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, benevolent hyena.

Lithivlat created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Lithivlat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lithivlat, he will turn you into a goat.

Lithivlat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lithivlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

2. Never prepare rice during autumn.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not shave your legs.