Madpibpid Femwapcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating human.

Madpibpid Femwapcuss created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madpibpid Femwapcuss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Madpibpid Femwapcuss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Madpibpid Femwapcuss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Madpibpid Femwapcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Erect five nickel sculptures of Madpibpid Femwapcuss on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Madpibpid Femwapcuss loves nematodes, so they must be respected.