Hapfitarn is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciful crane.

Hapfitarn created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapfitarn, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hapfitarn, he will torture you forever.

Hapfitarn's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hapfitarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hapfitarn.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.