Yokbifbun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless cobra.

Yokbifbun created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbifbun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yokbifbun, it will turn you into a mole.

Yokbifbun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yokbifbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

4. Never approach forests carrying ash.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.