Bosshatdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tranquil cow.

Bosshatdoss created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosshatdoss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bosshatdoss, she will destroy your home planet.

Bosshatdoss' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bosshatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bosshatdoss.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Always help sick capybaras.