Banwabtag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, cheerful tortoise.

Banwabtag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Banwabtag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Banwabtag, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Banwabtag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Banwabtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.