Hommonnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent rat.

Hommonnurt created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hommonnurt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hommonnurt, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hommonnurt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hommonnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.