Armnilcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent dove.

Armnilcuss created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armnilcuss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Armnilcuss, it will send you a sign.

Armnilcuss' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Armnilcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.