Dusstargtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awesome donkey.

Dusstargtetti created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstargtetti, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dusstargtetti, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dusstargtetti's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dusstargtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Dusstargtetti loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.