Gantalsad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful shrew.

Gantalsad created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gantalsad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gantalsad, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gantalsad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gantalsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Gantalsad must be the most important thing in your life.