Flagwotced Honlipbif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent yak.

Flagwotced Honlipbif created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Flagwotced Honlipbif, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flagwotced Honlipbif, he will come to you in dreams.

Flagwotced Honlipbif's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flagwotced Honlipbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ducks to witness sacred rites.

2. Never adorn your arms with green markings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagwotced Honlipbif.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.