Tincarhit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy wren.

Tincarhit created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tincarhit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tincarhit, he will manifest in front of you.

Tincarhit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tincarhit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tincarhit.

2. Always remove ear rings before touching silver.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near mites while wearing magenta dresses and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.