Gepbissdud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, grumpy goblin.

Gepbissdud created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbissdud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepbissdud, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gepbissdud's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gepbissdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Always act with humility when addressing children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepbissdud.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepbissdud.

5. Gepbissdud must be the most important thing in your life.