Fobjantonquill is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-powerful hare.

Fobjantonquill created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fobjantonquill, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fobjantonquill, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fobjantonquill's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fobjantonquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never record signs.