Flyrowgetbut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody bat.

Flyrowgetbut created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyrowgetbut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flyrowgetbut, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flyrowgetbut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Flyrowgetbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Flyrowgetbut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat bark.