Naddibsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical goose.

Naddibsaf created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naddibsaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Naddibsaf, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Naddibsaf's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Naddibsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with ants.

5. Do not hop in public.