Rullgigboss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciless mink.

Rullgigboss created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Rullgigboss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rullgigboss, he will be very sad.

Rullgigboss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rullgigboss' Holy Commandments

1. Rullgigboss loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Hide if five shrews approach from the north.